Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Sunday, June 22, 2008
The Trip
Sunday, June 15, 2008
The Burrito Challenge
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Lonely and Liking It
1. Going to a movie theatre
2. Running/Walking/Biking/Exercising
3. Air Guitar
4. Going to a bookstore
5. Grocery Shopping
6. Dining at a sit down restaurant
7. Looking through photo albums
8. Playing a really good videogame
9. Listening to mellow music
10. Treating yourself to your favorite foods (I suggest a Chipotle burrito and Jamba Juice)
11. Nature walks
I'm sure there are things I am leaving out so I encourage anyone to share any they may have.
Old People and Music
I also want to see what it is like when our generation gets older. Will we be grandparents who rap along with Ludacris? Will we scream-sing along with Linkin Park? The music of the older generations is a lot more innocent and 'grandparenty'. It'll be interesting to see how the meaning of that made up word will change when we reach that age.
Heck, maybe that old lady had Firestarter on too though...
Sunday, June 8, 2008
"You're at Taco Bell, right?"
"Can I have 3 soft shell tacos..."
"Sorry, we're out of soft shells."
"Hang on." I call them back at the theatre to see what else they want, since a restaurant that has "Taco" in its name ran out of the most important ingredient to make a taco.
The boss bewilderedly bellows, "You're at Taco Bell, right?! Just get hard shells since we have no choice."
I commence my order and since it is a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut hybrid, a couple people wanted breadsticks.
"...and two orders of breadsticks."
"We don't have breadsticks either." I went into hysterics, tearing from laughing so hard. The best part was they still had the burrito-sized soft shells so my order was not affected by this at all. I gather the foodstuffs and head towards the door just as an employee is walking in from her car with a box slung over her shoulder.
"Excuse me, are those soft shells?" Awesome. You can't write this stuff.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
'Four A' Foray
Back in high school, I remember discussing some instance of intolerance one student had with another. It was nothing major as I recall. The student was making fun of the other for being different but it didn't really escalate to anything more than an exchange of words. After having a discussion about it with friends who were witness to it as well, I distinctly remember having a sociological hypothesis pop into my head. I call it the "Four A's". I argue it's a stepwise process everyone makes that allows them to feel various levels of tolerance.
Acknowledge
Accept
Appreciate
Admire
Allow us to use homosexuality as an analogy. At the most basic level, one must acknowledge that there is such a phenomenon in our culture as homosexuality. Acknowledgment either leads to acceptance or down the path of intolerance. Acceptance is understanding without abhorrence. Acceptance either leads to appreciation or, well, another A-word. Apathy. Appreciation, in this case, doesn't necessarily mean that one appreciates the fact that homosexuals have an affinity for others of the same sex; it's a realization that not only people are different but one has approbation for those differences. Admiration, in this arrangement again, does not necessarily mean one admires them for their sexual alternative, but more so for the strength it takes when amassed with intolerant people. It is upon seeing a characteristic in another that one wants to apply that attribute to strengthen their own character. I argue that is the highest level of tolerance one can achieve, seeing something affirmative in others and wanting to adhere it to their own personality.
One does not have to reach the highest step, the apex, to be an adequate person. Making the jump from 'Acknowledge' to 'Accept' is the most acute. It abolishes the derivation into assorted levels of disdain.
Beyond tolerance, of course, is Love.
Amorousness is absolutely another assumption altogether.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Sexy
1. Correct grammar usage
2. Technology and competent use thereof
3. Logic and competent use thereof
4. Biology talk
5. Humor
6. Confidence
7. Returning sarcasm for sarcasm dished out
8. Pharmaceutical puns or analogies used in non-pharmaceutical discussions
9. Strong character
10. Respect for self, others and the environment
11. A healthy appetite and a general lack of 'concern' about appearances when eating
12. Voluminous and nicely-scented hair
I'll go ahead and limit it to 12. They are in no specific order of importance or sexiness.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Wiis are also sexy. This is why.